Friday, 24 February 2017

why I'm lucky to be in new zealand

Why I’m lucky to be in New Zealand

Why I’m lucky to be in New Zealand  there are so many reasons. But today let's get riiiiiight in to this  

.1 Free  school stuff and things I don’t know

.2 Violence you know non killing

.3 Population compared to sheep fun fact fridays at the time of making thursday yay 30 million 9 sheep for 1 person out of the 5 million

 .4 Pretty much no terrorist no bombing no body trying to kill us beside from that creepy man down the road from me   don don DON? Jk lol you should have seen have  your face

.5 Good food ding did you hear that oh  good food tick ha ha ha such a real laugh

.6 We got it  easy well going to school at least  some kid are terrified of just going to school they go over sketchy bridges and going up mountains going over ziplines

.7 Dangerous animals yeah some snake are pretty cool besides form like black mambas and rattlesnakes but I didn't even go there with the deadliest snake in the world king cobra they all have so much venom in them yeah but the king cobra is on another level I not going go there with the spiders.

.8 Our house are pretty good here in nz but house in egypt if they aren't blown up you will probably be living on the street

.9  Homeless yeah we have got homeless people but compared to other countries they wont eat for days.

.10  Guns alright a lot  of people have guns but  the people who  have guns have licenses compared to other countries

THE END

Monday, 13 February 2017

my memoirs

My Great Grandad in WW2


Me and my nana and my great grandad we were all sitting in the lounge and then I started envisioning  my great grandad being in World War 2 being a sniper dodging bullets and stuff then I thought of something which is unusual for me do  you guys and girls  think of stuff?.

Enough of that nonsense I learnt that form my teacher and also sit down stop talking. Enough of that while I was envisioning stuff I thought why not just ask him. And when there was silence in the room i'm trying to make it as epic as I can so I get more credit but yeah. And stuff come out of my mouth its what you call words and then I said what was it like in world war 2. And then my great grandad said I got a funny one I think.

But he was 96 at the time so I can’t really blame him. So the story stuff of um mumble mumble 96 year old *cough cough* then back to the story. Just to let you I don't think mentioned this but  he's 96 and I think that I'm doing much more thinking in this probably more than I do at school um *cough cough* so back to it here we go.

There I was aka my great grandad in ww2 and I was placed in Solomon Island we had bunkers tents set up it was pretty. Then I said was it scary no not really  i’m brave. Then I said did you kill anyone or where you going to NO there were trying to kill me. Then me and my nana were cracking up laughing. Then he started talking then he said the chief of the base said you need to go to bed now you need your rest tomorrow for war. Then we went to bed we slept till the morning. Then I said ofcourse you sort of go to bed till the morning but then I quickly shut my mouth because I don't want to get a clip around the ear.

Then he started again  and I went really again this writer isn’t very good um excuse me. Any ways he woke he went get his bullets from under his bed and maybe some smokes is well  and then he opened up then it had moths and spiders and eggs of some sort. In the cigarette box and hes bullet box. I guess I learnt not to smoke and not to leave stuff  under my bed when I go camping

By Corbin Bugler rest in peace great grandad  

Thursday, 2 February 2017

Corbins portrait poem

Portrait Poem
My hair is like a leprechauns pot of gold

My brain it thinks to stick as a pack so when we go hunting at Mcdonald's someone else can order  

My eyes are like marbles on a marble race  

My arms are so natural at dabbing

My heart is like gold because I’m awesome so I think

My teeth are like a wolf's they can bite through freshly cook steak

My ears are like elfs because they are so big so I think

My nose is like a dogs because it is so good I can smell my dad take off his work boots

My dad always told me if you don’t succeed at first you gotta pick yourself up and try and try again in other words never give up